John
Developer
John made this awful site and perpetrates more than his fair share of the madness, dancing, and Cheerwine consumption here at Morrisville HQ.
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Stuart
Writer
Stuart is the writing master and head Waddle Dee trainer.
About
this site
This site is a log of an exhilarating summer John and Stuart spent working in the tech industry (IBM and Garmin) in the capital of North Carolina. Some stories are real, some are concocted fabrications, and all are complete exaggerations.
One night, we were all like, "Why don't we write some of this crap down?" This site is why you don't write this stuff down, and for the sake of all that is good and righteous, don't share it.